We who do not care for the activities of millionaires who received preferential treatment all their lives due to an enhanced ability to carry a ball across a field, an activity so pointless it defies explanation. Could we not simply decide which end of the field we want the ball to be on, and leave it there? A lot of people are getting hurt trying to move a ball, and no one has even thought to check with ball see where it might like to be located? Of course, they are getting paid an OBSCENE amount of money to get hurt, so, they got that for ‘em. Anyway he asked if we just lay off with sport ball bashing today.

WE have to lay off? Excuse me, but I do not think it was the sport ball hating nerds who were doing the bullying through 12 years of education? I don’t remember my D&D club ganging up on the Popular Quarterback and making him cry because all the cheerleaders were hanging around with us while we tackled Assault on the Aerie of the Slavelords! I know when I was attending Georgetown on a Call of Cthulhu Scholarship, all of the athletes were so jealous that I didn’t have to go to class, I just sat in the Student Union! Yeah that happened.

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