Episode 107: “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”
SHOW NOTES EPISODE #107: “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”
This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers a car isn’t really a replacement for a large penis, even if it IS a Mini Cooper. On the show this week we talk about 100 Days of Trumpitude and see if the Turgid Cheeto even TRIED to live up to his campaign promises. (He, did not.)
Along the way we discuss quality control issues in mid-80’s American Muscle Cars, the masturbatory habits of a geriatric Senator from Kentucky and the weather patterns of Summertime Alabama. (Hint: Think your crotch after a long jog) We check in on Trump supporters and see how they’re doing with Donald’s tenure so far. (Conclusion: “We were hoping for a little more racist than what we’ve seen!”) A truly deplorable metaphor is deployed utilizing intestinal distress and finally we get down to business discussing the difference between the long con and the short grift. (Speaking of grifts, donate to our Patreon!)
Our sponsor this week is the Short Grift, you wanna make some money pal? Try the Short Grift! We open the show this week with Michael Caine explaining the world to us and close with Patty Loveless explaining infidelity.
Citations Needed: Lies, Suckers, Evil Fucks, Lazy Fucks, Simple Fucks, Fucking Genius.
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