Episode 247: Nine Coronas
Show Notes Episode 247: “Nine Coronas”
This week Host Dave Bledsoe dons his face mask, tyvek suit, hospital booties and triple latex gloves and finally cleans the studio bathroom. (He lost a bet with Gavin.) On the show this week, we catch whatever it is going around right now and decide it’s the Coronavirus. (It’s actually lupus.)
Along the way we take a tour through the Great Swine Flu Epidemic of 1976, which caused a lot of consternation for very little vaccination. (Turns out, it was just some bad bacon.) Then we head over to China to check in on the latest virus convincing white people in Indiana they are infected with said virus. (THEY, are not.) We quickly gloss over the facts of the virus to get to the fun stuff: random lies idiots on the Internet are spreading! We look at the lies about what CAUSED the outbreak. (Looking at YOU Canada!), the lies about how many people are afflicted and dying from the virus (Everyone, everyone is already dead) and finally we look at the all the cures and preventatives that you could purchase from a website that will ABSOLUTELY keep you catching a disease you weren’t going to catch in the first place. Also, we DO believe in miracles, but only when it comes to getting the skid marks out of our tighty whities. (Sponsored by Clorox!)
Our Show Sponsor this week is Fast Eddies Universal Cure All, if you don’t got it we can cure it. We open the show with Dr House and close with Not Weird Al, people, stop blaming him for this song!
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