Back from hiatus in our deluxe new studios, which we are tentatively calling The Room Where It Happens because it is in Hamilton Heights and even HINT of that Hamilton money would be gravy! This week we explore these strange feelings host Dave Bledsoe is having for Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is definitely NOT running for President, and totally wouldn’t take it, unless you offered it to him. Also, an explainer on why running for political office is the worst job in America. (Hint: Corndogs.) We wrap up with a vicious criticism of Ted Cruz being a Rules Lawyer AND a Munchkin.

The into clip is the least offensively racist thing we could pull from Song of the South, the movie not the Alabama song which is actually pretty good. Our “research” materials comes from Politico, New York Magazine and The New Republic. Our closing credits song is YMCA by the Village People for reasons that will abundantly clear.

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