This week Host Dave Bledsoe opens up the Big Book of Clinton and find reads to your from Chapter 7 verses 11-15: “And lo, they did come from Arkansas to the White House and the Republican wert pissed…” We FINALLY get around to doing the long promised show about Hillary Clinton, listing EVERYTHING that is wrong with her as a candidate and why people just flat don’t like her. So, this week’s could go on HOURS!

Along the way we examine questions about evolvings tastes in Country and Western music, why the financial industry is good for America, the secret chemical in the chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly and the relative merits of keeping your maiden name. For some reason we go on quite a while about handjobs, which will make sense in time. We hope. We will definitely find out why Gavin still uses a Motorola StarTac flip phone.

Our show is sponsored this week by Wall Street, who want you to know they OWN you. We open with Kate McKinnon’s perfect Hillary and close with my favorite TV theme song ever, I am THRILLED to finally use it!

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