Happy Birthday ‘Murca! In this episode of the show Host Dave Bledsoe talks the Founding Fathers and all the goodness that happened on 1776–Holy Jesus, we just read the script–he’s gone mad! He can’t DO that, not on 4th of July Weekend! For the love of God someone get someone on the phone…we honestly cannot let this happen.

Mother of God. If you are crazy enough to still be here, he opens the show with The Whitest Kids you Know and closes with Martina McBride. Promotional consideration provided by Zebediah’s Muskets and Kentucky Rifles. I honestly cannot believe he is doing this.

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