Episode 72: Don’t Panic!
SHOW NOTES: EPISODE 72: “Don’t Panic!”
This week Host Dave Bledsoe tries to calm everyone down with some soothing music and sonorous chants he learned spending seven days in Tibet. He was not technically at a Buddhist Monastery, but in what the madam of the Lhasa cathouse assured him was a very “spiritual place”. Speaking of spirituality, we’ve decided Trump Followers are more cult members than a political movement. Here’s hoping they buy some Nikes and applesauce soon.
With all the darkness and angst, we thought it best to remind of you all the reasons why a certain Tangerine Punch Bowl Turd will actually NOT be President, From his plummeting poll numbers to how very much he is hated by so many Americans. Along the way we play “This Week In Crazy Shit Trump Said” (If you have assassination on your score please claim your prize with Producer Gavin) We discuss the testicular sweat of a certain washed up retiring Yankee, and who REALLY founded ISIS. (Hint: Archer’s Mom). We also ponder what might have been if Little Marco was still around. I mean he is, sorta, but in Florida and no one cares, not even Floridians.
Promotional consideration this week is from returning sponsor, Reality Check, providing a much needed dose of reality to those most in need. We open the show with the minutes from a Trump Campaign meeting, or Joe Pesci and Robert Deniro in Casino, whatever. We close the show Living Colour’s “Cult of Personality”.
Keep Calm, Read 538.
Hypnostate provides the music in our opening credits.
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