Episode 82: How to Keep an Idiot in Suspense
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 82: “How to Keep an Idiot In Suspense”
This week Host Dave Bledsoe decides the whole podcast rating system is rigged and refuses to accept them. How will he break the system and make podcasts mediocre again? He will keep us in suspense, I guess. (Hint: He really has no ideas at all.)
Along the way we talk about the American tradition of people who lose elections not starting a war over their loss, except for that one time when they totally did. We compare Al Gore to George Washington, fitting the Father of our Country and the Father of Our Internet together at last. We also discuss televangelists and why they always need a new plane. (Hint: Can’t get the hooker smell out of the old one) We cover strategies for dealing with Monopoly losers and really wonder why ANYONE plays Monopoly, it goes on FOREVER! There is some small discussion about why threatening to violently overthrow the government of the United States of Ame
rica and assassinate its elected leaders is PROBABLY not something you want to say on television. Unless you are cast in a exciting action drama on FX, then it is perfectly fine,.
Promotional consideration this week comes from Vaughn’s Voters, literally digging up votes for you! Vaughns, from JFK to Second Bush, we make sure you WIN! We open the show with moments from the FINAL Presidential debate of 2016 and close with Jackson Browne.
Citations Needed: Patriot Acts, Breitbart tells us the TRUTH about Ira Glass! Al Gore True American Hero
Hypnostate provides the music in our opening credits.
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