Episode 84: The Waiting Is the Hardest Part
SHOW NOTES EPISODE #84: “The Waiting Is the Hardest Part”
In this our big pre-election show Host Dave Bledsoe loses his damn mind trying to hold it together for the 100 hours. Things do NOT go well.
As election 2016 draws to a close we look as the sad, divided country and wonder how the hell we are going to sit across the Thanksgiving table in a few weeks and not try to kill each other with our wishbones. (HInt: Stab for the eyes). We talk about the FBI leaking like the Titanic post iceberg, the sheer hell of poll watching and wonder if we are going to sleep at all between now and Tuesday night. (Based on current trends: No.) We talk about Crazy Eddie the Car Wash Dude’s prediction for next week (William Howard Taft in an Electoral College squeaker), how J. Edgar Hoover liked to be peed on and finally a plea for sanity and civility from the guy who’s been calling Trump supporters Trumpvangelicals for months. (Too little, too late).
We also remind you that the show will be a creative hiatus for the next few weeks as the host and writing staff detox from the binge drinking this election has forced upon them. Unless of course Trump wins, in which case we will be broadcasting until they come to place us in the camps.
Promotional consideration for this week’s show is by –INSERT CANDIDATE HERE–2020 a New Voice for America, A New Way for President. We open the show with wise words from All the President’s Men and close with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Pray for the giant meteor!
Citations Needed: Mulder and Scully would NOT approve, Sounds Totally Legit.
Hypnostate provides the music in our opening credits.
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