Episode 89: You Can’t Fix Stupid
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 89: “YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID”
This week Host Dave Bledsoe takes on Big Dictionary in his never ending quest to have Bloosnargl accepted as an actual word. (Bloosnargl (n): The overwhelming feeling of relief and joy after taking a really big dump. –Dave exited the men’s room with a spring in his step and feeling all bloosnargl.) He also takes issue with the idea of “Post Truth” being Oxford’s word of the year, since it’s a bullshit term and the idea is ripped off from Colbert.
Along the way we learn about the history of fake news in America, and how it gave us the truth about Jefferson going black and not coming back. We also get a Latin lesson no one asked for and learn the the truth about Bat Boy. (Hint: Think Elvis). There is a stunning revelation about Dave regarding the duration of his belief in Santa Claus. (Awkward!) Conspiracies are debunked, feelings are hurt and apologies are not given. Except to Santa who finally did show up with that Millennium Falcon we’d been asking for.
Promotional consideration this week provided by Gut Check, who wants you to know there is nothing you can’t do if you don’t accept the truth! We open the show with Rust Cohle and close with Frank Zappa.
Citations Need: Check your Callender Jefferson!, a MUCH better podcast, Alcuin of York was a Yasss Queen.
Hypnostate provides the music in our opening credits.
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