Now, to say that my friends are split on the Hillary Bernie issue is something of an understatement. All of us are godless libtards pinko bastards sekert muslin terrorist sharia sympathizing Democrats. But we are heavily divided between HOW we want to oppress the God Fear Good Christian People of America! The Clinton Wing would prefer a graduated approach, incrementally stripping away people’s guns and gods a little at a time, while the Sanders Wing prefers to throw everyone not agreeing with straight in an concentration camp, as soon as we are done nationalizing all private industry.

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