
Latest Episodes
Episode 309: The Cult of Personality Test
On the show this week we continue with Part Two of Why Do You Believe this Crap with Myers Briggs. (This shouldn’t cost us listeners at ALL!)
Episode 308: Never Mind I Didn’t See Your Sign
On the show this week we kicked off a series called “Why Do You Believe This Crap?” with Astrology. (And just when we started to get a few listeners too!)
Episode 307: HIS NAME IS BUM FARTO!
On the show this week we go to Island Time as we head back to the era of the Cocaine Cowboys and learn the true tale of an American Hero:[...]
Episode 306: Dropped from Jupiter The Tale of the Toynbee Tiles
On the show this week we examine the mystery of the Toynbee Tiles and their strange messages stuck on the streets.
Episode 305: It Looks Somebody Has a Case of the Mondays
On the show this week we tackle an issue no one ever thought of because it is frankly ludicrous: Is Garfield Evil? (Yes, this really IS what we are talking[...]
Episode 304: Fly the Friendly Skyjackers Part 3 “Will the Real DB Cooper PLEASE Stand Up?”
On the show this week examine some of the people who MIGHT be DB Cooper. (But probably aren’t.)
Episode 303: Fly the Friendly Skyjackers Part Two: The Ballad of D.B. Cooper
On the show this week, we meet the most famous Skyjacker of them all, Dan Cooper! (Yeah, that DB thing, totally made up!)
Episode 302: Fly the Friendly Skyjackers Part 1: Golden Years
On the show this week we head back to the heyday of airline travel, when the seats were roomy and a lot of your flights unexpectedly arrived in Havana!
Episode 301: Woo Hoo Hoo, It’s All Been Done Before
On the show this week we talk about that time a bunch of Republicans tried to overthrow the government for a fascist dictatorship. (No, not that THAT time, the other[...]
Episode 300: Three Hundred Pods of Heavenly Joy
On the show this week, we celebrate our 300th episode of this podcast by asking, you know, what the hell were you thinking?
Episode 299: Good Love Is Hard to Find
On the show week we head back to 1978 looking for love only to find the Dating Game Killer, Rodney Alcala! (All the good ones are either taken or are[...]
Episode 298: Big Bucks, No Whammies, STOP!
On the show this week, we talk about the day the Whammies Died on Press Your Luck!
Episode 297: I’ve Got Friends In Q Places
On the show this week,we checked in with our old friends in the QAnon World to see how they are coping with reality. (Turns out, not well!)
Episode 296: Little Myth Can’t Be Wrong
On the show this week we come to grips with what happened in Washington DC by examining the foundational myth of America! (You know, that shining city shit!)
Episode 295: Big Lizards In Our Backyards!
On the show this week we talk about the REAL Reptilians, the ones controlling EVERYTHING including your local Burger King!
Episode 294: I’m Drinking 2020 Goodbye
On the show this week we look at everything that happened in 2020 and what Dave drank to get through it. (If you are looking for deep insights on the[...]
Episode 293: This Is the Last Worthless Christmas That You’ll Have to Spend
This week Host Dave Bledsoe goes on his annual Christmas Bender, so Producer Gavin St. James FINALLY gets his big shot at the microphone!
Episode 292: Finger Licking Good Time
On the show this week honoring the 40th Anniversary of the passing of an American legend (And notorious fuckboi) we talk about the life and times of Colonel Harland Sanders.[...]
Episode 291: The Ruror Furor
On the show this week are talking about the Rural Purge, which has nothing to do with the myriad election lawsuits and everything to do with Beverly Hillbillies. (You are[...]
Episode 290: That Loser Who Shot John Lennon
On the show this week we mine the 40th anniversary of John Lennon’s death for all the clicks and downloads we can with the backstory of the fat stupid loser[...]
Episode 289: Reverend Jones, You Better Watch Your Speed (Part 2 of Jim Jones)
On the show this week we wrap up with part two of Jim Jones the early years much to our surprise. (We really thought he would run a best of[...]
Thanksgiving Bonus Episode 35: Jesus, Uncle Dave Is Already Drunk
This week the show is “enjoying” a socially distant Thanksgiving, meaning Dave is alone in the studio naked from the waist down rubbing his bare ass on Gavin’s microphone
Episode 288: Pass Me A Bottle, Reverend Jones
On the show this week we mark the 42nd Anniversary of the Jonestown Massacre with our trademark brand of good taste and compassion. (Meaning very little of either)
Episode 287: The Witch of November
On the show this week, we mark the 45th anniversary of the loss of the Pride of the American Side with a whole new theory on what happened to The[...]
286: Episode 286: One Toke Over the State Line, Sweet Jesus
On the show this week we talk about the BIG news from the election, New Jersey has legalized weed! (Every meet up at the Bada Bong!)
Episode 285: Rendlesham Part Two Bentwaters Boogaloo (Spooktacular 2020)
On the show this week we wrap up Spooktacular 2020 with Part Two of the Rendlesham Forest UFO Incident with some hard truths about the Defenders of the Force.
Spooky Special: Black Jack Church
In this 2019 Spooky Special Dave tells a story his Granny told him.
Episode 284: There’s A Light Over At the Rendlesham Place Part 1 of the Rendlesham Forest UFO Sighting (Spooktacular 2020)
On the show this week we head across to The Pond to examine our Special Relationship with the United Kingdom and how together we hide the evidence of the existence[...]
Spooktacular 2020 Bonus: The Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe
A dramatic reading of the Poe classic by Host Dave Bledsoe
Episode 283: Play Me Some Mountain Madness Part 2 (Spooktacular 2020)
On the show this week we examine other people’s theories of the disappearance from the likely to the wildly implausible. (Again, you expected answers?)
Spooky Special: Letters, We Get Letters!
From last year's Patreon Exclusive. we provide a little taste of what we have behind the paywall!
Episode 282: Play Me Some Mountain Madness The Yuba County Five Part 1 Spooktacular 2020
On the show this week we kick off Spooktacular 2020 with part one of a two part story about the missing Yuba County Five!
Episode 281: Get Me the HELL Out of Here, Part Two Planetary Zillow
On the show this week, it is part two of two part series about getting the hell off this dumb, dumb planet!
Episode 280: Get Me the HELL Out of HERE! Part 1, Flight Options!
On the show this week we examine our options for permanent relocation to another, more understandable planet so that we do not have to cope with all the horrible news[...]
Episode 279: Warning! Challenger Jokes Ahead!
On the show this week we are somehow topical and yet entirely outdated as we talk about the Challenger Disaster. (Yes, sadly, he DOES do the jokes.)
Special Edition 10: Inflection Point
In this Special Edition Podcast we reflect on the dire situation the passing of Ruth Bader Ginsberg places all of us in, and mourn how her passing will be eclipsed[...]
Episode 278: No One Cares About Your Baby’s Penis, Bob!
On the show this week we examine the peculiar phenomena of burning down a state to let people know about your children’s genitals.
Episode 277: The Stranger Danger Was Dangerously Strange
On the show this week we Save the Children from all the people who want to save the children
Episode 276: Ooh, What a Cucky Man, He Was
On the show this week, we tell you the gripping story of a pair of religious hucksters and the hunky pool boy! (From our forthcoming children's book!)
Episode 275: New York City? We Heard You Was Dead!
On the show this week, we discuss the premature obituaries of The Big Apple. (Just like Snake, we ain’t dead!)
Episode 274: Wait A Minute Mister Postmaster
On the show this week we lick it, stick and push it in the box.! (The mailbox you pervs!)
Episode 273: School’s Out FOREVER!
On the show this week we take a look at an issue that does not concern us in the least, yet could actually kill us: should we reopen schools. (Probably[...]
Episode 272: Every Single One of Us the Devil Inside
On the show this week we talk about Trump’s newest medical professional “Doctor” Stella Immanuel and her interesting ideas about medicine!
Episode 271: Q Can It Be Now?
On the show this week, we take a fresh look at the Q Anon Conspiracy only to find, somehow, against all odds, it’s gotten dumber.
Episode 270: Donwanna Be An American Idiot
On the show this week we talk about how everything is just so damn dumb right now. (It’s a recurring topic.)
Episode 269: A Snitch Fairy Gets Her Wings
On the show this week we examine the strange and not all suspicious life and deeds of Jeffery Epstein’s Lady Goon Ghislaine Maxwell.
Episode 268: Dude, the Preferred Nomenclature is Orcish American
This week Host Dave Bledsoe dusts off his 1st Edition Monster Manual and confirms Orcs are in fact. Lawful Evil.
Episode 267: Boom Boom On Come the Lights
On the show this week we ask the same question all of you are asking: WHO THE FUCK IS SETTING OFF FIREWORKS AT THREE AM!?!?
Episode 266: Partridge Family Bus Full of Antifa
On the show this week we examine why Reuben Kincaid and the Partridge Family want to burn down small town America!
Episode 265: THIS Pig Was Cool
On the show this week we tackle the idea of a world without police. (Imagine that!)
Episode 261: Are You More of a Dunning, Or More of a Kruger?
Show Notes Episode 261: Are You More A Dunning or…
Episode 260: Next Time Try Roland the Thompson Gunner
Show Notes Episode 260: Next Time Try Roland The …
Splendid Isolation Episode Three: It’s Like Bad Medicine
Show Notes Splendid Isolation Episode Three: It’…
Episode 256: We’re Still Preoccupied With 1985 Part Two: Blame It On the Rain, I Guess
Show Notes Episode 256: We're Still Preoccupied w…
Splendid Isolation Episode 2: Who WAS That Masked Man
In this week’s Splendid Isolation, Dave Bledsoe r…
Episode 255: We’re Still Preoccupied With 1985 Part One: The Whitest Decade Ever
Episode 255: We're Still Preoccupied with 1985 P…
Splendid Isolation 1: Hello From the Forbidden Zone
Host Dave Bledsoe records an ad lib rant and lets…
Episode 254: But Are You Getting It? Armageddon it!
Show Notes Episod3 254: “But Are You Getting It? …
Episode 244: Greetings from the President of the United States
Episode 244: “Greetings From the President of the…
Episode 243: Got Himself In A Little Jam Way Over Yonder In Iran
Show Notes Episode 243: “Got Himself In A Little…
Episode 237: The Record Company Gonna Give Me Lots of Money
Episode 237: The Record Company Gonna Give Me Lot…
Episode 235: Boomer Are You OK? Are You OK Boomer?
Show Notes Episode 235: " Boomer Are You OK? Are…
Episode 233: He’s On A HIghway to Hell (Spooktacular 2019 Part Two: Larry Eyler the Highway Killer)
Show Notes Episode 233: He’s On A Highway to Hell…
Episode 232: I’m Your Boogie Man (Spooktacular Part 1)
Episode 232: “I’m Your Boogie Man” Spooktacular 2…
Episode 230: What the World Needs Now, is Dudes, More Dudes
Show Notes Episode 230: “What the World Needs Now…
Episode 229: Moving the Country to do a Lot of Impeaches
Show Notes Episode 229: “Moving the Country to do…
Episode 214: Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Crafts
Show Notes Episode 214: “Calling Occupants of Int…
Episode 209: All We Are Saying Is, Give Impeachment a Chance
Episode 209: All We Are Saying Is, Give Impeachme…
Episode 204: Kellyanne, Don’t Take Your Love to Trump
Show Notes Episode 204: Kellyanne, Don’t Take You…
Episode 203: Bribing Your Way Into Bartender College
Show Notes Episode 203: Bribing Your Way Into Bar…
Episode 198: I Saw A White Face and They’re All Painted Black
Show Notes Episode 198: “I Saw A White Face, and …
Episode 197: Will the Real Roger Stone Please Stand Up?
Show Notes Episode 197: “Will the Real Roger Ston…
Episode 190: Every Step You Take Every Move You Make
Show Notes Episode 190: “Every Step You Take, Eve…
Episode 189: Now You’re Messing With A Son of a Bitch
Show Notes Episode 189: “Now You’re Messing With …
Episode 187: A Yam for Katta (Thanksgiving Special)
Show Notes Episode 187: “A Yam for Katta” This …
Episode 185: If You Try Sometimes, You Get What You Need
Show Notes Episode 185: “If You Try Sometimes, Yo…
Episode 184: One More Last Chance (To Vote to Save the Country!)
Show Notes Episode 184: “One More Last Chance” …
Episode 183: The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled (Spooktacular Part 2)
Show Notes Episode 183: The Greatest Trick the De…
Episode 181: To HELL With the Devil (Part 1 of the Halloween Spooktacular)
Show Notes Episode 181: To Hell With the Devil (S…
Episode 180: It’s the End of the World As We Know It (and I feel…FINE!)
Episode 180: “It’s the End of the World As We Kno…
Episode 175: Signs, Signs, Everywhere There’s Signs
Show Notes Episode 175: “Signs, Signs, Everywhere…
Episode 174: “Donnie Are You OK, Are You OK Donnie?”
Show Notes Episode 174: “Donnie Are You OK, Are Y…
Episode 167: Dispatches from the Second Battle of Starbucks
Show Notes Episode 167: “Dispatches from the Sec…
Episode 163: Your Tweets Should Go Away, Roseanne Yeah
Show Notes Episode 163: “Your Tweet Should Go Awa…
Episode 162: Hey Little Sister What Have You Done
Episode 162: “Hey Little Sister, What Have You Do…
Episode 159: Speak of the Pompitous of Trump
Episode 159: “Speak of the Pompitous of Trump” This week Host Dave Bledsoe is fired from his gig speaking[...]
Episode 158: Have You Heard About the Lonesome Loser
Episode 158: Have You Heard About the Lonesome L…
Patreon Wayback 1 Drugs In The 70s With Superfriends
Here's is a just a taste, just a LITTLE taste of …
Episode 155: You Got to Change Your Evil Ways, Bezos
Episode 155: “You Got To Change Your Evil Ways, B…
Episode 154: Special Collectors Edition Foil Cover
Episode 154: “Special Collector’s Edition Foil C…
Episode 150: Holding Back the Years (3rd Anniversary of the Show!)
Episode 150: “Holding Back the Years” This week…
Episode 147: Generalissimo Trump’s Tiny Dick-tator Parade
Show Notes Episode 147: “Generalissimo Trump’s T…
Episode 138: Now You’re Just A Nazi That I Used to Know
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 138: “Now You’re Just A Nazi T…
Special Edition Nine: “Violations of the Neutral zone” (Net Neutrality)
SHOW NOTES SPECIAL EDITION NINE; “Violations of t…
Episode 136: With A Rebel Yell, They Cried Moore, Moore, Moore
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 136: “With a Rebel Yell, They …
Episode 117: All We Have to Fear is the Tweet Itself
Episode 117: All We Have to Fear Is the Tweet Its…
Episode 112: The Legend of the Headless President
EPISODE #112: “The Legend of the Headless Preside…
Fulcrum: New from the Fast Eddies and the Producers of What the HELL Were You Thinking
We are pleased to debut our first spin-off podcas…
The Official Response to President Trump’s Inaugural Address
The Official Response of the What The HELL Were Y…
Episode 39 Redux “Veteran of a 1000 Christmas Wars”
In this week’s non-specific cultural seasonal tra…
Episode 83: “The Horror, The Horror” Halloween Spooktacular
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 83: “The Horror, The Horror” …
Special Edition #7: “Now We Know Who Is Doing the Raping”
In yet another Special Edition Host Dave Bledsoe …
Special Edition 3 – -If You Can’t Say Something Nice
A lot of Lefties have the fire right now for a di…
Episode 42 – -Occupy A Little Birdhouse In Your Soul
The Bundy Boys are emblematic for the entire Wing…
Episode 21 A Local Edition ” I Have A Big Butt And Cannot Lie”
Naturally, fashion and New York City go together …
Episode 8: From the Home Office In Sioux City Iowa Edtion
We slackers of the Meh Generation watched Letterm…