History is not just a class I got stoned in during high school, it’s important because it reminds of the stupid shit we’ve already done, so that MAYBE we don’t do it again. This is exactly the same reason I keep this inflatable Margaret Thatcher Sex Doll autographed by Reagan I bought on ebay one night while shitfaced. If you keep it sitting there next to the computer, you might slow down a second before hitting the submit button on that bid, or you know launching cruise missiles against an Afghani hospital. Barry, if you need to borrow Tartie Maggs, let me know.

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