Episode 37: Ain’t That A Shame

When politicians SAY they are praying for the victims of crime like this, chances are they probably aren’t so much praying for the victims as praying to God thanking them for another safety check on the elected office. After all, did not the Human Yeast Infection that is the Republican Front Runner actually Tweet that the shooting would give him a bump in his poll numbers. And while the orange skidmark in our national tighty whites is a heinous excuse for a human being, he is refreshingly honest because every single politician on BOTH sides had that moment where they thought “Jesus, this is going to so GREAT for my poll numbers!” the fetid miasma of fecal fragrance that is DT just voiced that universal feeling.

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