The last two Republican winners of the Iowa Caucus were Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum both of which went on to embarrassingly drop out . In any normal election year, Ted would be heading for a similar fate. But this year, there is a big, orange turd in the punchbowl and all of the sudden a rabid tea tard, grandiose self-promoter literally loathed by his party establishment is preferable to the aforementioned tufted deuce floating serenely on top of the Republican polls.
And that deuce is NOT going to swirl gently into the good plumbing, it is going to skid along the porcelain and leave the kind of mess you need to Ty-D-Bowl before the next person can come in.

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