Episode 65 Save Whitey
Show Notes for Episode 65: “Save Whitey”
This week host Dave Bledsoe talks about White People and why they can’t have nice things, not even that Jack Daniels Elvis Decanter they bought at the Swap Shop over on Route 5! We start with the White Folks across the Pond who decided they would rather burn down their entire economy than have any more Brown folks move next door, and jump right over to America where our own White Folks are starting shitter fires at the Tractor Pull. (We’re WAY past dumpster fires here folks) . We give a shout out to our Sister Show on the Fast Eddies’ Podcast Hut Network, “Ere, what up in yer gob yah bleedin’ sod” hosted by Reggie Smythwick Jones–what up Reg! We go over little things like the Civil War, Gavin’s tragic choice to try online dating, and how you are forced to break Godwin’s Law when you discuss working at an Amazon distro warehouse. We ALSO provide some fairly simple solutions to the biggest problems afflicting White People in America and they do NOT require internment camps, given up their guns, or being converted to homosexuality. They DO require voting for Hillary Clinton, so I expect they will think this is equally awful.
We open the show with Trumpiest Trump Supporter Who Ever Trumped, this week and close out with Bocephus telling us all it will all right if you don’t go anywhere near where you might actually find a job.
Hypnostate provides the music in our opening credits.
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