This week Host Dave Bledsoe wipes the Cheez Whiz off his chest, and talks about all the doings at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia. Along the way he courts the rage of the American Hacking Community and anyone who doesn’t like the New England Patriots, two groups you REALLY don’t want pissed off at you.

We deep dive into the Conspiracies hatched by the diabolic mastermind of the of the DNC Debbie Wasserman Schultz who ranks next the Smoking Man as the most devious manipulator of Americans who ever lived. Except, you know, she really, really sucked at the secret part of secret conspiracies, Claude Rains has come back the dead to express his shock over the DNC’s bias! We also talk about why Russian MIGHT want to see a certain someone in power, even though we don’t wish anyone to infer we are even suggesting such a thing might be true. We can’t afford the legal fees. Special shout outs to our favorite Watergate Burglar G. Gordon Liddy, Tom Brady and Leonard Rodriguez from Greendale.

Promotional consideration for this week’s show is by Vladimirs Cyber-Security, you have secret? Give to Vlad! We open with Chris D’elia’s thoughts on Russian cheerfulness and close with Tears for Fears, because everybody DOES want to rule the world!

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