Episode 87: Thanksgiving In Hell
Episode 87 Thanksgiving In Hell
This week Host Dave Bledsoe takes us on an emotional journey through the bowels of the American tradition of trying not to kill your relatives during Thanksgiving Dinner. (He’s not big on original ideas apparently). With helpful tips for avoiding a fight honed over years of conflict resolution this show is a must listen while heading home for the holiday. We also learn there is word for trying to kill your Uncle with a carving knife during a family argument!
Along the way we talk about the best way to get your weed through airport security. (Hint: It’s not in your butt, they look there) and how to avoid spending the long weekend in a local lockup with a lonely redneck. We also examine the emotional trauma of off brand kid’s clothing, and how to spot the asshole in any group of people. (Hint: check the mirror). We also provide contingency plans for when your good intentions go straight to Hell and you are forced to take on the forces of stupidity. (It involves an 80’s movie, surprised?)
Promotional consideration for this week’s show is by Distractors, a handy app for avoiding familial conflict, so long as you don’t expect a miracle. We open the show with Aunt Gladys and close with Elton John. Happy Thanksgiving and god help us all!
Hypnostate provides the music in our opening credits.
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