We are rapidly nearing the point where I have no choice but to conclude that his has sworn some kind of pact with the Great Old Ones and is actively working to rouse Dread Cthulhu from his slumber I Donald J Trump can tell you that is not dead, which eternal lie, but in strange eons, even death may die–ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn means Make America Great Again–I will build a wall from R’lyeh to America, the Old One will rise and I will make a deal with him so that America, Trump and Cthulhu will rule the Universe

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